LIMERANCE WORTHY ATTIRE

© 2017 by Limerence Worthy Attire-all rights reserved.

  • White Facebook Icon
  • White Twitter Icon
  • White Instagram Icon
  • White Pinterest Icon

LIMERENCE WORTHY ATTIRE

Desperate Cat Lady realizes she is a Desperate Cat Lady

March 27, 2018

“Oh, so that’s probably not good if your two main best friends are your cats right?” Orange County native Rachel Stewart commented, definitely not fresh off a large green juice from Nektar and regretting the $11 she spent to pretend to be healthy. Stewart did comment that she doesn't have any actual human friends to invite to a dinner party but that she would absolutely invite her two "feline children" Jezebel Rapunzel Stewart and Quinn Stewart. "I get it that normal people would invite like, I dunno, lame human people to a party but I'm all about the feline presence. Who else would use the 12 cat trees and 5 cat castles set up in my apartment?" Stewart was unresponsive to additional questions regarding sound mental health and ability to make healthy social relationships with "regular human bitches".  

 

 

 

Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter
Please reload

  • Black Facebook Icon
  • Black Twitter Icon
  • Black Pinterest Icon
  • Black Instagram Icon
FOLLOW ME
SEARCH BY TAGS
FEATURED POSTS

January 14, 2017

Please reload

INSTAGRAM

1/9
ARCHIVE
Please reload