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Desperate Cat Lady realizes she is a Desperate Cat Lady

“Oh, so that’s probably not good if your two main best friends are your cats right?” Orange County native Rachel Stewart commented, definitely not fresh off a large green juice from Nektar and regretting the $11 she spent to pretend to be healthy. Stewart did comment that she doesn't have any actual human friends to invite to a dinner party but that she would absolutely invite her two "feline children" Jezebel Rapunzel Stewart and Quinn Stewart. "I get it that normal people would invite like, I dunno, lame human people to a party but I'm all about the feline presence. Who else would use the 12 cat trees and 5 cat castles set up in my apartment?" Stewart was unresponsive to additional questions regarding sound mental health and ability to make healthy social relationships with "regular human bitches".

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